Imagine a football squad built not from players, but from 11 top contenders in our extensive line of high-performance snacks! We believe it would look something like this:

Goalkeeper

The crucial last line of defense is held by Roasted Almonds. These nuts are the definition of “hard-shelled defense.” With their firm, tough structure developed through intense roasting, they create a solid, unwavering barrier. No soft shots or weak efforts get past this highly fortified, reliable anchor.

Defense

Holding the central defense are the Soya Beans and Maize Corn. The Soya Beans are our tough nuts, nutrient-dense defenders who are nearly impossible to break down, offering solid, consistent structural integrity. Alongside them, the sturdy Maize Corn act as the defensive rock, winning every aerial battle and holding the line against the opposition’s toughest press.

On the flanks, we have the fast, agile players. Crisps take the Right Back spot, utilizing their thin and speedy nature for quick, disruptive tackles and instant transition into a counter-attack. Covering the left is Gonja (Dried Plantain), which uses its fibrous strength and slightly curved shape to wrap around wingers and track back relentlessly, offering tough, all-day coverage.

Midfield

The heart of the pitch belongs to the midfielders. G Nuts (Groundnuts) take the Defensive Midfield role—the versatile retriever. They are the engine, breaking up opponent play, winning the ball back, and powering the transition forward.

Further up, the Cashew Kernels assume the Center Mid position. Smooth, buttery, and packed with focus fuel, they are the creative playmakers. They dictate the tempo of the game and deliver precise, elegant passes that unlock the tightest formations.

Attack

Our forward line is built on speed, variety, and clinical finishing.

On the Right Wing is Pop Corn, known for its explosive ‘pop’ and light speed. It’s a constant threat that stretches the field with sudden bursts of pace and unpredictable movement. Opposite them on the Left Wing are the Pumpkin Seeds. Small, sharp, and constantly shifting, these seeds slip through defenses unnoticed, providing piercing, unexpected crosses and cutting runs.

Just behind the main finisher is the Second Striker, Baggia. This seasoned veteran is known for comforting familiarity and the ability to finish under pressure, offering strong, reliable support.

Finally, the main finisher is the Sim Sim Pancakes. Thin, flexible, and deadly accurate, they are the finesse finishers who use their sweet, precise control to put the final, winning touch on every attack.

The Newman’s Snack Squad is set up to win!

Whether you are powering through a workday or watching a match, choose the snack that is guaranteed to deliver the energy you need for your own big win!

Taste the Magic!